Ursula my dear,Chuckwagon, what language are you speaking? I didn;t get any of it?
Ursula
That is "hard cowboy" language. You ought to hear it when it REALLLLY becomes confusing.
I was attempting to apologize for being gone for a week right in the middle of our project. I had no control over the "timing" and had to leave everyone up in the air for 5 days.
Allow me to explain.
Say, who's been ridin' night herd? (Who`s been taking care of the website?)
Any of you waddies been singin' to the doggies? (Which experienced cowboys (waddies) have answered questions from beginners?). (A "doggie" is an unmarked calf)
Big Sugar was set in an all-fired shindy (My ex-wife was uhhh.... "being disagreeable" )
I been atwixt and atween a rock and a hard spot (I was in a predicament)
up the spout havin' been invited to absquantulate and vamoose in record time (she kindly uhhh... asked me to consider "relocating" )
I recon I`ve sidled and skedaddled down the hill the last time (I gave her the house and won`t be coming back)
but bime by this biscuit roller will shine again directly (By and by, the chuckwagon cook will recover and forge ahead with success)... thanks to his friends at Wedliny Domowe
Ursula, I deeply regret that a turn in my personal life had to disrupt Project B for a week. I have tried to keep personal matters out of this forum but sometimes it's just like meetin' up with a grizzly on a tightrope... there's just no way around it! Anyway, I became divorced as the judge smacked me right between the eyes with his gavel! Then I moved down the mountain "just a stone's throw". But look out! I'm cookin' again now!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon