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Post by Chuckwagon » Tue Apr 16, 2013 04:20

Well welcome aboard Smoky! Nice to have you with us. :wink: It is hard to visualize a smoking wagon track! Goodness, just what kind of hopped up wagon would make a wagon wheel hot enough to make the tracks smoke? Geeeeze... how many horsepower have you got goin' fer' ya? Inquiring minds want to know?

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Post by Chuckwagon » Sat Apr 20, 2013 05:04

Hey sausage wranglers,
Two new sausage smokers with us today! Welcome aboard Patrad in Chicago and Tomrad in Milwaukeee. Nice to have you with us boys! Are you brothers in two different cities? And....isn`t it about time for some, "Thrilling Tumbleweed Trivia" - particularly, peculiar, poppycock you probably just couldn`t live without! :roll:

Everyone`s seen a famous person on a horse in your city park. Did you know if a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle?
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
(Yeah, sure... and if a horse has all four legs in the air, the person died because it was just "Ol' Sparky's" time to choke and he rolled over on the rider!) :shock:

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Post by Chuckwagon » Mon Apr 22, 2013 00:41

A mighty fine and a great big Western 'Howdy,' all you buckaroos and buckarettes. Hey pards! It`s time for some, "Seasoned Saddlebum`s Sage Advice". So here it is! If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back. Envy is a waste of time. If you want to be happy, accept what you already have not what you need. Life isn`t fair, but it is still good!
An` remember... If something doesn't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't. Bear in mind that great achievements involve great risk. Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway. And if you get knocked on your face, just remember, your buckle `jes don't shine in the dirt, so get up... you`re not hurt!
We have a brand new desperado ridin` the trail with us. He`s Ptrezza from New York. Welcome aboard. You`re going to like this outfit. Make yourself right at home Ptrezza.

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Post by Chuckwagon » Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:30

Yikes! Just look at the three new wranglers tryin` to break that new broomtail! Hey cowboys, you jess can`t stay aboard that wild widow-maker! Her name is BD! That`s short fer` "brain damage"! Now get down offa that hoss and mosey on down to the campfuuur`. There`s baked beans and brown gargle waitin` for ya! First up is "vv000002" from Florida, followed by victorgriffin from Oregon. Ridin` drag on the herd is AlfieM from Victoria, Australia. Welcome to the WD Brand boys. It`s mighty nice havin` ya`all here!
Here`s just a bit of Seasoned Saddlebum`s "Sage Advice". Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

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Post by Chuckwagon » Thu Apr 25, 2013 13:05

Welcome to Wedliny Domowe "Mournument" in Mexico. Te gustará aquí.
Say, isn`t it time for some, "Inquiring Minds Want To Know"? Yup, see if you know the answers to these questions. Win a season pass to swim in the Great Salt Lake!
1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
3 Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

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Post by Walleye1 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 18:21

1- Professional Boxing
2- Niagara Falls (I had to cheat & use google on this one)
3- I have three, asparagus, artichoke and rhubarb.

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Post by Chuckwagon » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:31

Yikes! Mike, you`re right on the money! Now... (heh, heh, heh!) here is Part 2 of the Quiz! :roll:

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
6. What are the only three common words in standard English that begin with the letters ' dw'?
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Post by ssorllih » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:46

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They grow the pear inside the bottle
I would have to cheat to answer the third question.
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Post by Walleye1 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 13:40

I agree with Ross on the first one.
Not sure on the second one, If they grew it in there how would they sterilize the bottle?
The first word that comes to mind for the third one is dwelling... I'm in the insurance business so I see this work everyday. :mrgreen:

Oh! and dwarf, you know vertically challenged.

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Post by ssorllih » Fri Apr 26, 2013 17:25

They sterilize the pear with alcohol.
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Post by Chuckwagon » Sat Apr 27, 2013 13:31

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The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
Okay... the three words are dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
Now, let`s see how smart you guys really are!
7. Name the 14 punctuation marks in English grammar.
8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
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Post by Chuckwagon » Tue Apr 30, 2013 09:13

Hey kids! How come nobody got those last three? Did you try?
Here are the answers:
7. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8. Lettuce.
9. Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes,stockings, stilts.

Well folks, we've got a new member here on WD! Welcome aboard Uncle Tom in Warsaw, Poland. I've got a question for you Uncle Tom. Did you ever leave your house without your cell phone, (which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life), and turned around in a panic to go and get it? If so, you may have gotten up in the morning and actually have gone "on line" before getting your morning coffee. Yup, we live in a modern world. But I`m going to draw the line at tilting my head sideways to smile : ) :)
Nice to have you with us Uncle Tom!

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Post by oneills » Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:49

What an awesome forum. Have been reading the main Wedliny Domowe site for a while now and finally discovered the forum today and just have to be part of it :mrgreen:

I live outside a small town in Gippsland, Victoria, Australia, where we have 13 acres on which we run a few steers, lambs and a small herd of free range Large Black pigs. We keep a few piglets out of each litter for our own use and sell the rest when weaned to help pay the feed bill. We have started making our own ham, bacon and sausages, and are looking forward to trying salami and smoked Polish sausages for the first time this year
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Post by Chuckwagon » Tue Apr 30, 2013 13:04

Welcome to Wedliny Domowe "Oneills" in Gippsland, Victoria, Australia. Hey Oneills, did you know that many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups? Yup, it`s true. When they needed a refill they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.
Nice to have you with us. Make yourself right at home. And, oh yes, don`t miss the Australian And New Zealand Resources For "Downunder" Members Of WD at this link: http://wedlinydomowe.pl/en/viewtopic.php?t=6050

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Post by crustyo44 » Wed May 01, 2013 22:19

Hi Oneills,
Welcome to this great forum. Where are you situated in Gippsland?, we have some members probably close to you.
I like your idea about making salamis, NOW is the time for your area.
Just search the forum for some great recipes, some of the salami experts on the forum live in Melbourne region and will part with their knowledge if asked or pick the brains of a local Italian. Please DO NOT forget to use Cure #2.
Cheers Mate,
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