A couple of words can make so much difference.

ssorllih · Post by **ssorllih** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 19:04

Think about gold fish and silver fish. Or riding a bicycle and riding fences. Playing by yourself or playing with yourself.

JerBear · Post by **JerBear** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 22:39

Same goes for punctuation:

"Let's eat, grandma!"

"Let's eat grandma!"

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 04:27

Geeeeze guys.... I'm laughing so hard my belly hurts and my eyes are watering!

unclebuck · Post by **unclebuck** » Tue Oct 04, 2011 22:29

Are you helping Uncle Jack off the horse, or are helping Uncle jack off the horse!! Rude as one can get. Alberta talk.

Bubba · Post by **Bubba** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 01:13

Anyone have a couple of nice words for Bubba to make so much difference for my Gamecocks after they lost to Auburn 16-13 last weekend?

ssorllih · Post by **ssorllih** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 22:42

A humbling experience. I just learned today that among all of the members of this forum 50 per cent of us are below average but taken as part of the general population we are all above average.

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Sun Oct 23, 2011 10:46

Hmmm. That's profound! However... I happen to know that 82.73% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon

tacklebox · Post by **tacklebox** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 05:25

Three out of four people make up seventy five percent of the population

ssorllih · Post by **ssorllih** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 13:08

But there are 10 kinds of people those that understand binary and those that don't.

Chuckwagon · Post by **Chuckwagon** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 13:19

And, ya know that 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name!

ssorllih · Post by **ssorllih** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 18:16

how about a maneating shark versus and man eating rabbit. You could be attacked by a man eating shark or a man eating sausage.