So.... Chuck-E-Wagon, have you celebrated your anniversary as moderator any special way? ...commemorative sausage recipe, perhaps? ...or an evening of debauchery at the local waterin' hole / hot dog stand?
Guys, this is an opportunity to shower our beloved moderator with praise. ...or maybe with chilled water, like after we pull the sausage out of the smoker.
How about something innovative? ...kinda like the guy who discovered that you could make California roll sushi with the rice on the outside instead of the inside. We could make Chuckwagon Rolls, small-diameter sausage with additional sausage on the outside.
Hey! Don't laugh. ...even been to the UK? They have Scotch eggs there, hard boiled eggs with sausage packed on the outside, deep fried. Yum! Makes your arteries go "scritch!" just thinking about the delicious things.