Sharing a birthday card.
Sharing a birthday card.
Chuckwagon
To: ssorllih
Posted: Today 17:52
Subject: Happy Birthday!
Hi Ross, and Happy Birthday! We thought you`d like to know what`s happening here. Some of the guys here got together and decided that we'd all chip in on a new red Corvette just for you on your birthday. Well, all we could come up with is $3.87 so we took the Corvette anyway. It was 3:30 A.M. and the dealership was locked, but I know they`ll understand because we just hot-wired the screamin` machine and left an "I.O.U" with your signature on it. There were several hundred dollars in the cash register so we borrowed that too... but we remembered to put it on your "I.O.U." note. You ought to see how well I copied and wrote your signature! Wow, that dealership was really accommodating.
Next, we all took a little test ride in your new "vette" down to Kelsey`s Pub and after about 5 or 6 "toasts" to you, we decided to drive past the police station for a little fun. Well, I guess we got a little carried away because with the top down, we all "mooned" six cops as we drove past their building. Wow, those "boys in blue" don`t have much of a sense of humor!
Anyway, the five of us are just leaving the jail but I'm afraid your new car got totaled in what they called a "high speed chase"! Sorry about that. We told the bail bondsman to just send the bill to you because it was entirely your fault in the first place... for having a birthday! Oh, and yes... there's no need for you to come and bail us out because the judge who fined us was happy with your check... you know... the one we forged with your signature on the bottom. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that your buds are all thinking about you just before your birthday. Great pals eh? We hope you are barbecuing some great ribs in hickory smoke for your birthday because we`ll probably show up staggering with some "babes". We`ve just got to make sure you are careful lighting all those candles on your cake this year as you could start a real conflagration. The Fire Department would not be happy with you. Hey, good friends like us are hard to find eh? Happy Birthday ol' pal!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
To: ssorllih
Posted: Today 17:52
Subject: Happy Birthday!
Hi Ross, and Happy Birthday! We thought you`d like to know what`s happening here. Some of the guys here got together and decided that we'd all chip in on a new red Corvette just for you on your birthday. Well, all we could come up with is $3.87 so we took the Corvette anyway. It was 3:30 A.M. and the dealership was locked, but I know they`ll understand because we just hot-wired the screamin` machine and left an "I.O.U" with your signature on it. There were several hundred dollars in the cash register so we borrowed that too... but we remembered to put it on your "I.O.U." note. You ought to see how well I copied and wrote your signature! Wow, that dealership was really accommodating.
Next, we all took a little test ride in your new "vette" down to Kelsey`s Pub and after about 5 or 6 "toasts" to you, we decided to drive past the police station for a little fun. Well, I guess we got a little carried away because with the top down, we all "mooned" six cops as we drove past their building. Wow, those "boys in blue" don`t have much of a sense of humor!
Anyway, the five of us are just leaving the jail but I'm afraid your new car got totaled in what they called a "high speed chase"! Sorry about that. We told the bail bondsman to just send the bill to you because it was entirely your fault in the first place... for having a birthday! Oh, and yes... there's no need for you to come and bail us out because the judge who fined us was happy with your check... you know... the one we forged with your signature on the bottom. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that your buds are all thinking about you just before your birthday. Great pals eh? We hope you are barbecuing some great ribs in hickory smoke for your birthday because we`ll probably show up staggering with some "babes". We`ve just got to make sure you are careful lighting all those candles on your cake this year as you could start a real conflagration. The Fire Department would not be happy with you. Hey, good friends like us are hard to find eh? Happy Birthday ol' pal!
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
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