Now listen here, you... you... Canadian cookin` hazard! You... you... northern, nefarious, noisemaker! Chef-O, the last thing I want to do is slap you. But it's still on the list. However, I would never slap a man chewing tobacco! And furthermore Woodchef, if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Now, straighten up and don`t make me come up there and hurt ya!Old Chucky bought cigs for 2 cents a carton and gas was free.
Best Wishes,
Rockchuck Upchuck