Chuckwagon thiks he has a 'stash.
Chuckwagon thiks he has a 'stash.
Ross- tightwad home cook
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Jumpin` Jackaroos!
That guy is no cowboy! He looks like that cockamamie second cousin of the Duk!... a high-wire circus jester who fell into a bucket of pink paint after I vented him with six .45 caliber canyon gulches! I shot up the entire circus that day, trying to hit that goofy, elusive, rude duck who keep hangin` `round this place! Both of them were cracking smart-alec jokes and being abusive to cowboys! I thought ssorllih would surely help me shoot at that dad-gummed Duk... but... NOOOooooooo.... nothing doing! Why.... he and that uncivilized, callous, ill-mannered "pile of feathers" left the arena just slapping each other on the back and laughing! Or should I say "quacking"! They were uttering something about "chuckwagons" and the "broad side of a barn".
Oh, and yes... I`ll just have you know that I just won another "gorgeous mustache" contest. I sponsored the event myself and paid off... errr... uhhhh.... I mean entertained twelve highly-respected, elaborately-discerning, specially-instructed, and extremely well-trained, "judges"! (They just all happened to be my relatives). And the trophy... the trophy! It`s as big as my `57 Ford pickup. (I got to pick out the trophy myself).
Now, if I can just get it into my living room....
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
That guy is no cowboy! He looks like that cockamamie second cousin of the Duk!... a high-wire circus jester who fell into a bucket of pink paint after I vented him with six .45 caliber canyon gulches! I shot up the entire circus that day, trying to hit that goofy, elusive, rude duck who keep hangin` `round this place! Both of them were cracking smart-alec jokes and being abusive to cowboys! I thought ssorllih would surely help me shoot at that dad-gummed Duk... but... NOOOooooooo.... nothing doing! Why.... he and that uncivilized, callous, ill-mannered "pile of feathers" left the arena just slapping each other on the back and laughing! Or should I say "quacking"! They were uttering something about "chuckwagons" and the "broad side of a barn".
Oh, and yes... I`ll just have you know that I just won another "gorgeous mustache" contest. I sponsored the event myself and paid off... errr... uhhhh.... I mean entertained twelve highly-respected, elaborately-discerning, specially-instructed, and extremely well-trained, "judges"! (They just all happened to be my relatives). And the trophy... the trophy! It`s as big as my `57 Ford pickup. (I got to pick out the trophy myself).
Now, if I can just get it into my living room....
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Hey Mike,
Did ya ever throw a "Houlihan" loop when you were punchin' cows out in Montana? That's what I'm going Duk huntin' with today! A houlihan lassooo! You throw it at the feet of a cow critter and it bounces back up. Remember? I'm going to see if it will work on a gassy, web-footed creature with a bad attitude!
Here lil' Ducky.... quack! quack! ... heh... heh... heh...
Did ya ever throw a "Houlihan" loop when you were punchin' cows out in Montana? That's what I'm going Duk huntin' with today! A houlihan lassooo! You throw it at the feet of a cow critter and it bounces back up. Remember? I'm going to see if it will work on a gassy, web-footed creature with a bad attitude!
Here lil' Ducky.... quack! quack! ... heh... heh... heh...
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Geeeze! Did she do mathematics too? Smart hoss! And her foal is gorgeous. And say, now that I think about it, you even look like a 'bhoy' I saw in a western movie once. And goodness... that's rather an incredible "stache" you're sportin' yourself too pard! Just wait until Ross gets a good look at YOUR mustache! He'll probably grow one himself!She would tilt her head and through it back at me.
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Well I'll be dipped! It surely does. Ol' Mike looks just like Billy Greenbush (the actor) "Cowboy" John Hodges in MASH. I'm going to try to find a photo.
6:00 AM
Yup, that`s ol` Billy Green Bush (acting as "Cowboy" John Hodges) in episode 8 of M*A*S*H*. He was also the star of "The Culpepper Cattle Company"... (remember?) I found a link for some photos, but someone has made a mistake and put a photo of Buck Taylor (Newly in Gunsmoke) in the middle. I don't think Taylor looks anything like Greenbush... do you? The rest of the photos are of Greenbush - and yup, he lives in Reno - the "Biggest Little City In The West"! And shucks pards, Greenbush is a dead-ringer for our distinguished and reputable member Mike (Grasshopper). Mike spent his youth on the back of a horse on a ranch just east of Red Lodge, Montana in the Pryor Mountains. He`s the "real" Cowboy! Yeee Hawwww... Mike! ........... Oh, alright Mike.... you may be just a LITTLE better lookin' than Greenbush - but don't let it go to your head!
Anyhow, MY mustache has got you BOTH beat!
Click on this link:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&a ... as_rights=
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
6:00 AM
Yup, that`s ol` Billy Green Bush (acting as "Cowboy" John Hodges) in episode 8 of M*A*S*H*. He was also the star of "The Culpepper Cattle Company"... (remember?) I found a link for some photos, but someone has made a mistake and put a photo of Buck Taylor (Newly in Gunsmoke) in the middle. I don't think Taylor looks anything like Greenbush... do you? The rest of the photos are of Greenbush - and yup, he lives in Reno - the "Biggest Little City In The West"! And shucks pards, Greenbush is a dead-ringer for our distinguished and reputable member Mike (Grasshopper). Mike spent his youth on the back of a horse on a ranch just east of Red Lodge, Montana in the Pryor Mountains. He`s the "real" Cowboy! Yeee Hawwww... Mike! ........... Oh, alright Mike.... you may be just a LITTLE better lookin' than Greenbush - but don't let it go to your head!
Anyhow, MY mustache has got you BOTH beat!
Click on this link:
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&a ... as_rights=
Best Wishes,
Chuckwagon
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably needs more time on the grill!
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Newly Buck Taylor (gunsmoke) comes to our state fair every year to sell his paintings. They are top of the line. Wished I could afford one. I got to talk to him because of my Will James paintings. We all got some age on us now. only memories. No contest on the stash. El ducko is just jealous because he has a duck bill and can"t have one.
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