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Sharing a birthday card.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 00:44
by ssorllih
To: ssorllih
Posted: Today 17:52
Subject: Happy Birthday!
Hi Ross, and Happy Birthday! We thought you`d like to know what`s happening here. Some of the guys here got together and decided that we'd all chip in on a new red Corvette just for you on your birthday. Well, all we could come up with is $3.87 so we took the Corvette anyway. It was 3:30 A.M. and the dealership was locked, but I know they`ll understand because we just hot-wired the screamin` machine and left an "I.O.U" with your signature on it. There were several hundred dollars in the cash register so we borrowed that too... but we remembered to put it on your "I.O.U." note. You ought to see how well I copied and wrote your signature! Wow, that dealership was really accommodating.

Next, we all took a little test ride in your new "vette" down to Kelsey`s Pub and after about 5 or 6 "toasts" to you, we decided to drive past the police station for a little fun. Well, I guess we got a little carried away because with the top down, we all "mooned" six cops as we drove past their building. Wow, those "boys in blue" don`t have much of a sense of humor!

Anyway, the five of us are just leaving the jail but I'm afraid your new car got totaled in what they called a "high speed chase"! Sorry about that. We told the bail bondsman to just send the bill to you because it was entirely your fault in the first place... for having a birthday! Oh, and yes... there's no need for you to come and bail us out because the judge who fined us was happy with your check... you know... the one we forged with your signature on the bottom. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that your buds are all thinking about you just before your birthday. Great pals eh? We hope you are barbecuing some great ribs in hickory smoke for your birthday because we`ll probably show up staggering with some "babes". We`ve just got to make sure you are careful lighting all those candles on your cake this year as you could start a real conflagration. The Fire Department would not be happy with you. Hey, good friends like us are hard to find eh? Happy Birthday ol' pal!

Best Wishes,

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 01:40
by HamnCheese
Happy Birthday, Ross. I'm sure that CW has sent you a private message about the other "entertainment" charges that might show up on your statement. Something about lap belts, I think.

Anyway, hope you had a good one!


Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 01:56
by Gulyás
Happy birthday from me too Ross.
I'd know our leader must have wrote it, who else could have ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 02:04
by ssorllih
How do I explain the bills to Nancy?

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 02:21
by uwanna61
How do I explain the bills to Nancy?

Dont tell her! Just look the other way and say I know nothing about a red vette..

By the way when can we send the ol sausage muncher "CW" a birthday card?

Happy b-day Ross :razz:

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 02:44
by ssorllih
birthday: 02 Dec 1947 ;-) :cool:

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 20:42
by el Ducko
ssorllih wrote:birthday: 02 Dec 1947 ;-) :cool:
A mere yougster (if we are to believe it). :mrgreen:

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 23:56
by Cabonaia
Happy Birthday sir!

Just show Nancy the birthday card from CW, then invite him over for dinner.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 23:57
by ssorllih
After all that we would have to drink I would have to walk him home. :lol: :shock:

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 07:18
by Chuckwagon
Huh? Who? Me? What.... where... Did someone say they were going to DRAG me home? :mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 18:30
by sawhorseray
Happy B-Day, and many more to come! RAY

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 19:41
by ssorllih
Thanks , guys.