EEEeeewwwww! Oh my goodness....

That stuff looks horrible! Just terrible!

Yikes, just look at that color - the color of El DuckO QuackO`s face when he embarrasses himself! Jan that sausage looks dreadful - just frightful! Now...
box it up right this minute, put
MY address on the box, and
mail it to me immediately! I have a "special place" just for this sausage! Box it up right this minute and
send it to ONLY me!
Oh, and yes... you must keep on trying. You must make a batch of this stuff every few days and send it to me for... uh... well, uhhh... "inspection" - yeah, that`s right...
inspection. Yes, yes... one of these days you`ll get it right - but you`ll just have to practice and practice making more sausage. Remember, I'm your ol' pal and chum... your sidekick and mate... your ol' buddy and associate, ... my buddy, buddy! I`ll let you know when you get it right!
Best Wishes... good buddy, ol' pal, mi amigo!
RockChuck WagonRut